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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}