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A Radical Recital is a live recording of a Rasputina recital held in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, at Mr. Smalls Funhouse on Halloween, 2004. It contains songs from the previous Rasputina albums, and lead singer Melora Creager's spoken introductions. It also has their first recorded release of their cover of \"Barracuda\", a staple of their live shows.
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The 5965 is a miniature twin triode vacuum tube \"designed for use in high-speed digital computers\".
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