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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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\"\"Yume\" ~Mugen no Kanata~\" is the major debut single and fifth overall single release by ViViD, release under Sony Music Entertainment's sub label EPIC Records. The single was released in three different versions: two limited CD+DVD editions (A+B) and a regular CD only edition. Both limited editions come with the title song's PV; limited edition A contains three live performances taken from their August 8th, 2010 live show at Shibuya-AX, while limited edition B comes with a live performance of \"Take-off\". The regular edition comes with another B-side song, titled \"risk\". The title track was used as an ending theme song for the anime \"Level E\". The single reached #6 on the Oricon weekly charts, where it charted for eight weeks.
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