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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}